Penelope hasn’t quite got the hang of this self-portrait thing yet.
Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex
Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player
okay what the fuck
well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85
pokemon is forreal #Wakeupamerica
Salmon have serious swimming skills—some travel thousands of miles to return to their original homes to breed. But even though they can jump as high as 12 feet in the air, they can’t manage to get over massive concrete dams that we have built to block their journeys back to their homes. Now one new idea could give them a boost. The plan involves whisking the fish through a long vacuum tube at speeds up to 22 miles per hour and then shooting them out the other end like a cannon.
fuck we’ve made this planet weird
fuck yeah salmon cannons
I expect someone to make a weapon out of this someday. Just wait.
cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman
Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.